Nobody likes a showoff...
Until Now!
“If pro wrestling is real, why can’t magic be?“
- The Wise-Ass Magician
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Mingling
Stage
Having a social event? Maybe a cocktail party or company function where guests will be gathered? PERFECT!
Watch as the Wise-Ass Magician will seamlessly blend into your event, casually approach and greet your guests and win them over with his charm and eye-popping, sophisticated sleight of hand!
Don't be surprised to hear audible gasps, laughing crowds and constantly being told by guests that the magician is a "total hit"!
Looking to add something fun, interactive and unforgettable to your next large event? Why not have the Wise-Ass Magician perform his hilarious stage show for your guests.
This 30-minute, high-energy, mind-boggling show is filled to the brim with TONS of audience engagement, laughs and of course, Las Vegas quality magic they'll be talking about for YEARS to come!
This style show is the PERFECT way to cap off any corporate holiday party right after dinner!
Event dates are vanishing like magic!
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There's a reason
Clients LOVE him...
Experience
Engaging
Unique
With over 20 years of experience in the entertainment and hospitality industry, I've been fortunate to have performed for over 200 global brands as well as several A-List celebrities, professional athletes and other public figures.
I personally GUARANTEE an unforgettable event!
While you have the opportunity to hire anyone for your event, very few will have the ability to connect with your guests and leave an indelible impression like I will!
I have mastered the art of rapport building and engagement and you will immediately see this as I'm either strolling around or on stage!
With so many options for entertainment, there are few that will truly deliver the same impact that I can deliver.
Your guests are trusting you to provide them with an amazing and memorable experience and that's where I shine! Helping make you the HERO of the event!
What is a wise-ass magician?
Glad You Asked!
As a small boy, I told my mother I wanted to be a doctor to save lives and make a difference. She then told me, “Put down those silly textbooks and go practice your card tricks, little mister.”
Back to reality, magic has taken me all over the world, having performed in 15 countries for the rich and famous: Trump, Shaq, Cher, Madonna, Jordan — and those are just the one-namers!
Personally, I go by four names...
The Wise-Ass Magician. And, people LOVE IT when I live up to that title.
Of all my experiences, the accolade I’m most proud of is being awarded number one magician in my apartment complex. That said, imagine what I could do for your next big event.
GET THE WISE-ASS MAGIC EXPERIENCE AND YOUR GUESTS WILL THANK YOU FOR IT!!!
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Frequent Asked Questions
How does the booking process work?
The Wise-Ass Magician will send you over a contract that basically says which program he will be performing, the location and the time he will begin. You will click the electronic agreement link or sign it and send it back to him via scan along with a Venmo® deposit for 50% of the total cost of the performance. The remainder is to be settled after the show is finished. The balance can be paid in several ways.
What if I am having an event outside of Miami?
No destination is too far, The Wise-Ass Magician has Entertained in 15 different countries.
What’s your cancellation policy?
In the unlikely event that The Wise-Ass Magician should have to cancel, he will provide a replacement Magician, with your approval. If the replacement is not approved, you will receive a full refund no questions asked. If you should cancel, the deposit is non-refundable.
Do you perform large scale stage shows?
The Wise-Ass Magician has done shows for as few as 2 people (proposals) and as many as 1000 people (concerts). He has something for everyone. If he can’t make you laugh, He’ll make you cry.
Are you bilingual?
Sí.
Do you provide your own audio?
Most venues, such as hotels or auditoriums, already supply all audio equipment. However, a sound system can brought as a back-up just in case.
Booking the wise ass magician is a...
Win-Win Strategy!